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World's a Mess

Every week or so, Alex Smith and James Kislingbury wade through the cesspool is that is the modern news cycle to find you chunks of solid gold-- Meaning mostly stories about crows and drunken brawls at fast food joints.
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Now displaying: April, 2017
Apr 25, 2017

EPISODE #33-- Cruz Flores joins the news boys at News Tower seven with some hot scoops about children driving to McDonald's, Laos-bound semen smugglers, Alex "Lizard Man" Jones' custody battle, and techno-prisoners Shawshanking together their own computer system. They also rap about Bernie Madoff, the insanity of Sebastian Gorka, and the wisdom of the Beastie Boys. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at WFMJ, Bangkok Post, Buzzfeed, Ars Technica, and Cafe. Please support real journalism. 

Apr 23, 2017

EPISODE #32-- Alex and James fail to predict when Easter comes out, as well as hunt down and trap the news ferret (tm). After that they get into the real nitty-gritty, namely Nazis attacking people with gifs, a solid gold heist in Berlin, the highest trucker ever, and using the bones of General MacArthur for sexual gratification. We also rap about how bad Tucker Carlson is, the benefits of sobriety, and the vagaries of shopping while disabled. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Vice, BBC, Komo News, and the Washington Post. Please support real journalism. #Heist #Drugs #Convoy #TuckerCarlsonStillSucks #BowTiedWonder #Berlin #Gifs #MemeWarfare

Apr 19, 2017

EPISODE #31-- Sorry for the delay there, folks, but no news is good news, right? WRONG! It's the worst kind of news! But, anyways, we're back and coming at you with stories about reverse racist robbers, drunk delinquint Deadpools at drive-ins, loose lizards, and wayward weed donors. We also talk about actors that confuse us, the squat next door, this terrible dude named Scarf, and the glorious return of Bryan Moylan. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Vice, BBC. New York Daily News, and Oregon Live. Please support real journalism. #Florida #Oregon #Drunks #Crime #Weed #BryanMoylan #Garfield #SnakeNews

Apr 11, 2017

EPISODE #30-- Today Alex and James are helped along with a brand new news ferret (tm). Past that, they get into it with mobsters stealing corpses, the Brazilian president's fear of ghouls, teaching under the influence, and how much it must suck to get eaten by a python. They also get into it about The Drew Carey Show, whether Dangerous Minds had a TV show or not, and we re-open the case of Mark Wahlberg Versus 9/11. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Vice, Times of India, NY Daily News, The Guardian, and Agence-France Presse. Please support real journalism. #Ferrets #Snakes #Spooks #Drinking #Italy #TUI #SouthCarolina #TooManyNames

Apr 2, 2017

EPISODE #29-- Hey, want to hear a guy eat a cake for five minutes? Well, we got the show for you. Besides that, Alex and James-- with guest star Cruz Flores-- talk about important news stories like cocaine pants, how Trump can't eat a steak properly, and why it doesn't pay to either be a Nazi or sell crystal meth. They also get into it about Wesley Willis and dumb gifts to buy for each other. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Thanks to Andy Kneis for the "Sean Spicer Road" theme song. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Vice, Munchies, Mirror, and the Independent Journal of Review. #WarOnDrugs #WarOnHitler #DontEatAndPodcast #Cocaine #RockNRoll #MacDonalds #Liberace #DragonTattoos #Vice #Munchies #TrumpSucks #WorstEpisodeEver

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