EPISODE #33-- Cruz Flores joins the news boys at News Tower seven with some hot scoops about children driving to McDonald's, Laos-bound semen smugglers, Alex "Lizard Man" Jones' custody battle, and techno-prisoners Shawshanking together their own computer system. They also rap about Bernie Madoff, the insanity of Sebastian Gorka, and the wisdom of the Beastie Boys. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at WFMJ, Bangkok Post, Buzzfeed, Ars Technica, and Cafe. Please support real journalism.