EPISODE #34-- Alex and James brave the nasally depths of the spring allergy season to bring you hot scoops, fresh off the press. Today they get into it about Amish teens having too much of a good time, a bad cellphone thief, hacked tornado warning sirens in Dalls, and a UKIP MP selling poison. They also get into it about Barney Fife, supplements, and how maybe people should just maybe treat people on the Autism spectrum with some dignity. Also, an unexpected departure from News Tower 6. CORRECTION: David Suchet played Poirot. Who the heck is David York? Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Fox 43, LA Times, Washington Post, and Buzzfeed. Please support real journalism.